As the Right Hand Man and I travel the world through extremes of climate and terrain, people often comment on our stiff upper lips and ponder ‘how do they keep it up?’ Well, dear chums, the Right Hand Man made a most engaging film, now showing on You Tube screens from Southport to Singapore. Naturally, being a man of letters, I took notes for my journal. You might find them informative...
A delightful film informing my dear chums about the wonders of using Captain Fawcett's (CF.332) Private Stock Beard Oil. A delectable blend of fragrant essential oils fused with Sweet Almond, Jojoba and Vitamin E base oils, if used daily this elegantly scented balance of Cedarwood, Black Pepper, Patchouli and Palmarosa essential oils will soothe, moisturise and invigorate both skin and facial hair.
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CAPTAIN'S JOURNAL
I’d wager there is no finer release from the bothersome trials of life than unbuttoning one’s waistcoat, settling back and having a shufti at Captain Fawcett’s latest escapades. What larks! Remember chums, the truth may well be stranger than fiction…
Captain Fawcett thoroughly enjoys receiving correspondence from his dear chums. The speediest & most straightforward way to get in touch with the old fellow is via our delightfully accessible contact form. Isn’t technology simply marvellous?
Have you found yourself caught short and without your jar of the trusted ‘Gentlemen’s Stiffener’? Whatever your predicament, rest assured that the Captain’s simply ‘First Class Gentlemen’s Grooming Requisites’ are available from tip top stores around the globe!
It should be noted that Captain Fawcett and his adventures are a work of wild and fanciful imagination.
Any resemblance between the characters and persons living or dead is purely coincidental.
