Captain Fawcett's Private Stock Beard Oil - Starring Ricki Hall
Without further ado it is my sincere pleasure to be able showcase my very latest cinematic effort, informing dear chums about the wonders of using Captain Fawcett's (CF.332) Private Stock Beard Oil. A delectable blend of fragrant essential oils fused with Sweet Almond, Jojoba and Vitamin E base oils, if used daily this elegantly scented balance of Cedarwood, Black Pepper, Patchouli and Palmarosa essential oils will soothe, moisturise and invigorate both skin and facial hair. Featuring the suave and sophisticated Ricki Hall. Shot in Sussex with the kind permission of Verralls Classic Motorcycles. Directed by Tom Woodrow. Produced by Geek Media Ltd.
I should like to take this opportunity to thank Mr Ricki Hall and of course my dear Mother, without whom none of this would have been possible.. but I digress.. Hurrah for the Hirsute!
Good Day. Fawcett.