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Does your Pomade appear parched?

Posted on July 25, 2024 by Captain P. Fawcett

Much as the Right Hand Man wilts when denied ice-cream on a hot afternoon, if left exposed to the air, Clay Hair Pomade tends to lose its pep.

Similar to the clay used to make your trusty tea cup, or, indeed, dear Aunt Lavinia’s unnerving clown figurines, over time, water-based hair clay can lose moisture.

To keep your Clay Pomade in good condition, avoid leaving the pot open for extended periods and always remember to replace the included ‘shive’, thus making the pot as airtight as possible. Huzzah!

If the Clay does seem a little dry, simply mist it with water or a spritz of Hair Tonic to restore its original consistency and prolong the life of your Pomade.

Confused? Never fear! Here is the Right Hand Man, demonstrating how to protecting one’s Pomade from the elements, as one might preserve a prized vintage port.

Keeping A Stiff Upper Quiff Regardless.

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