STOP PRESS:Beard Season's'Million Dollar Beard Oil'has won "Best Grooming Product" at theSwedish Beauty And Cosmetics Awards 2017, alongside such luminaries as Tom Ford, Prada, Ren, Lancôme, David Beckham. In the words of Mr Niggles, "Such a huge achievement for such a fine product. It was a dream putting this beard oil together with the Captain's team.
I think you will enjoy my latest launch pals. To create this special formula I have collaborated with fellow adventurer Jimmy Niggles Esq. the founding ambassador of Beard Season & cultivator of the world’s first Million Dollar Beard. This unique combination of life enriching oils and flakes of 23 carat gold will make your beard feel like a million dollars, the ultimate luxuriant.
#Project60 is a monumental portrait series featuring some of the world’s most famous bearded gentlemen, and now also a delightful lady by the name of Harnaam Kaur. It has been masterminded by Mr Elbank, an esteemed English photographer who has recently returned from Australia after nine years of award winning work to create this timeless artifact with an important, life-saving message.
FOR ALL WHOLESALE ENQUIRIES PLEASE CONTACT CAPTAIN FAWCETT'S QUARTERMASTER.
SIMPLY CLICK ON THE TYPEWRITER AND HEY PRESTO YOUR TELEGRAM SHALL BE DISPATCHED P.D.Q. HUZZAH!
CAPTAIN'S JOURNAL
I’d wager there is no finer release from the bothersome trials of life than unbuttoning one’s waistcoat, settling back and having a shufti at Captain Fawcett’s latest escapades. What larks! Remember chums, the truth may well be stranger than fiction…
Captain Fawcett thoroughly enjoys receiving correspondence from his dear chums. The speediest & most straightforward way to get in touch with the old fellow is via our delightfully accessible contact form. Isn’t technology simply marvellous?
Have you found yourself caught short and without your jar of the trusted ‘Gentlemen’s Stiffener’? Whatever your predicament, rest assured that the Captain’s simply ‘First Class Gentlemen’s Grooming Requisites’ are available from tip top stores around the globe!
It should be noted that Captain Fawcett and his adventures are a work of wild and fanciful imagination.
Any resemblance between the characters and persons living or dead is purely coincidental.